Nov
16
Written by:
masterblogger
11/16/2009 4:49 AM
There are days
when I feel the wind sucked out of my musical sails. Nothing inspires me, and I
get a sinking feeling, followed by the fear that I'm a hack. I start asking
myself questions like, "What right do I have to call myself a real
musician?" On those days, I have two choices. I can either find a way to
jolt myself out of the self-pity and self-doubt, or I can let it pass and come
back to it.
My latest well of inspiration is Ted.com. I could watch a talk about anything (yesterday it was this one about
advertising:
http://www.ted.com/talks/lang/eng/rory_sutherland_life_lessons_from_an_ad_man.html),
and it might pull me out of my funk. I find the speeches are funny,
enlightening, and moving.
This morning, I watched
Benjamin Zander, the conductor of the Boston Philharmonic, talk about helping
people realize their untapped love for classical music. Zander started with a
story about two salesmen who traveled to Africa in the 1900s to see if there
were opportunities to sell shoes. They wrote telegrams back home, and one
wrote, “Situation hopeless. They don’t wear shoes.” And the other one wrote,
“Glorious opportunity, they don’t have any shoes yet.”
Zander likes to
look at situations as opportunities: “There are some people who think that
classical music is dying, and there are some of us who think, ‘You ain’t seen
nothing yet.’”
He looked at the
crowd of 1,600 people and said, “My estimation is that probably 45 of you are
absolutely passionate about classical music…. The there’s another group, a
bigger group: These are people who don’t mind classical music. You come home
from a long day and you take a glass of wine, you put your feet up, and a
little Vivaldi in the background doesn’t do any harm. Now comes the third
group: These are the people who never listen to classical music. You might hear
it like second-hand smoke at the airport…. That’s probably the largest group of
all. And then there’s a very small group: These are the people who think
they’re tone deaf.”
And here’s an
interesting idea I hadn’t thought of: “An amazing number of people think
they're tone deaf. Actually, you cannot be tone deaf. Nobody is tone deaf. If
you were tone deaf, you wouldn't be able to change the gears on your stick-shift
car. You couldn't tell the difference between somebody from Texas and somebody
from Rome…. If your mother calls and says hello, you'd not only not know who it
is, but you wouldn't know what mood she's in. Everybody has a fantastic ear.”
Tone deaf people
aside, the gulf between the passionate classical lovers and the people who
don’t have a relationship to it is huge. But Zander presses on: “I’m not going
to go on until every single person in this room and everyone else looking will
come to love classical music.”
He sounds pretty
damn sure of himself. And then he makes this point: “Now, you notice that
there’s not the slightest doubt in my mind that this is going to work, if you
look at my face. It’s one of the characteristics of a leader that he not doubt
for one moment the capacity of the people he’s leading to realize whatever he’s
dreaming.”
So Zander plays
a prelude from Chopin and jokes, while playing, “I don’t think we should go to
the same place for our summer holidays next year.” When we listen to classical
music, it’s pretty easy to drift off in thought, especially if you’ve had a
long day. And it’s particularly in the way the music is played. Zander talks
about the number of impulses, or emphases on the notes, and poses the question,
“Has it ever occurred to you that the reason you feel sleepy in classical music
is not because of you but because of us?”
So he breaks
down the piece. He says, “This is a B, and the next note is a C. And the job of
the C is to make the B feel sad.” [Lots of laughter from the crowd.] There’s a
B, A, G, F, and it ends on an E. But Chopin doesn’t want to go right to the E
because then it’d be over. So he goes back up again, and when he gets to E the
first time, it’s the ‘wrong’ chord,” meaning it’s a different E chord, not the
type of E that ends the piece. He said, “We call that a ‘deceptive cadence’
because it deceives us. I always tell my students, ‘If you have a deceptive
cadence, raise your eyebrows, and everyone will know.’” The deceptive cadence
adds to the tension or suspense. And then eventually, the piece gets to the
final E chord. And it feels like home.
“For me to join
the B to the E, I have to stop thinking about every note along the way and
start thinking about the long, long line from B to E,” Zander says.
So Zander plays
the piece one last time all the way through and asks the audience to think of
someone they adore who is no longer with them. “Bring that person into your
mind, and at the same time, follow the line all the way from B to E, and you’ll
hear everything that Chopin had to say.”
Zander said he
tried that experiment in front of some urban street kids, and one thought of
his brother who’d been shot and killed the year before. He came up to Zander
and said he’d never listened to classical music in his life, but when he played
that Chopin piece, the tears were streaming down his face. Zander says, “Classical
music is for everyone.”
How can you not
appreciate classical music now?