Jun
13
Written by:
masterblogger
6/13/2011 6:04 AM
BY CRAIG ANDERTON
1
If it was a
synthesizer, it would
have six voices, three
or five program
changes, a pitch-bend
wheel, 2.5 octave
range, and volume
control—and people
would laugh at it,
saying “How could
you make any decent
sounds with that?!?”
2
Try asking the nice
person behind the
Delta Airlines ticket
counter whether
you can check your
drum set or Steinway
in the overhead
compartment.
3
Buddy Holly and
Jimi Hendrix both
played a Strat, yet
managed to sound
completely different.
4
Even if you don’t
look inherently
cool, anyone looks
amazingly cooler
when holding a
guitar.
5
The lady love is
standing on a balcony:
The guy below is not
serenading her with an
accordion.